UFO Gallery / UFO Fable, Part II

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Note: All photos taken with InfraBlue camera developed by BlueVue Paranormal Labs. This camera is famous for detecting the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and has reportedly had some success detecting movement in chimneys on Christmas Eve, although MOLT has not been able to confirm this.

In this photo, we get a better look at the overall structure of a UFO. We see that its anatomy (if it is indeed a living organism) amazingly resembles that of the human female reproductive system. That is, we can see a uterus tapering into a vagina, from which flow menses (although it is speculated that the long, flexible appendages may be used for defense, as in a jellyfish; or, as others hypothesize, act as an attractant, like petal shape and color to pollinators).

Further, branching off either side of the upper uterus are two tubular structures, known as fallopian tubes, in honor of Fallipea Fallipei. A 16^th century astronomer of great renown, Fallipea had discovered the Reproductiva Galaxy as well as the planet Uterus, and was first to determine that the two enormous stripes visible on the Uterine surface are actually tubes, and not canals. Each fallopian tube ends in a fimbria, a half-moon shape that some suggest allow the uterus to control velocity, direction and altitude.

Another mysterious feature of the UFO are the two tiny branchlets extending out from mid-uterus on either side, each ending in a small bud of unknown purpose. It is intriguing that this same bud shape can be found in great quantity on the surface of Uterus’s two moons, known as lunova una and lunova dos.

From what experts are able to piece together from satellite data, apparently the two moons alternate in some sort of “microvolcanic activity” approximately every 28 days – a microvolcano will form on the lunova surface, spewing forth ash, smoke, and one tiny “ovarite,” similar to a “meteorite.” This ovarite then spirals slowly into Uterus’s gravity field, through the menosphere…what happens next, our satellite sensors are not sensitive enough to detect – but it is believed related to tidal activity in planet Uterus’s “red sea.”

The most provocative data, however, indicates that the ovarite actually ends up floating on the surface of the Uterine red sea. This somehow initiates a bewildering “planetary expansion phase,” or PEP, when Uterus behaves much more like a star than a planet. This expansion phase lasts nine months, after which it returns, within a matter of 24-hours, to its original size…a matter most puzzling to experts. Some speculate PEP may be connected to the high rate of new planets detected in the Reproductiva Galaxy, more so than any other galaxy in the universe.

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